I Tempi di Bruto
Looking at someone who you thought was cute…and coming to the conclusion that no, they are not.
So DAT bartender was totally hitting on me. I’m going to girlfriend the shit out of him…

So DAT bartender was totally hitting on me. I’m going to girlfriend the shit out of him…

Nothing can distract me when I have my scotch. Nothing. 

Nothing can distract me when I have my scotch. Nothing. 

every-end-has-a-beginning:

suuuuuuusan:

red-black-diamonds:

thesabbit:

cleric-drake:

proudofbeingcrazy:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

My god that comment

…. i’ve done this….

I want like, your pubbing group and my pubbing group to go drinking

This is funny cause I was listening to Royally Fucked by MSI when i saw this..

Spartans did rely on their women for certain decisions, because they were aware of how war-mongering they truly were as a culture, so they had to have someone by to make sure their actions were reasonable and NOT actual madness. Spartan men were Wariors, but their women were the real leaders.

Spartan women were actually also trained for combat, because the men would all go to war, and the women would have to stay at home and protect the city and the families inside. 

alicexz:

Bit not good, yeah.

alicexz:

Bit not good, yeah.

"Dave from Northern Ireland" makes me pay 13 Euros for my scotch!
While Paul, the cute bartender let us pay 21 Euros for 5 drinks, cake, and fish & chips. 
COME ON, DAVE FROM NORTHERN IRELAND.

"Dave from Northern Ireland" makes me pay 13 Euros for my scotch!

While Paul, the cute bartender let us pay 21 Euros for 5 drinks, cake, and fish & chips. 

COME ON, DAVE FROM NORTHERN IRELAND.